semi formal is november 29th. here’s the deal.
- wake up. take a shower. make jello shots for later that night.
one cup hot water, one cup vodka
- have lunch, but not too much to maintain a flat belly.
- lovely ladies arrive soon after. prep for semi.
- fill travel-size lotion bottles with smirnoff green apple.
- eat small supper.
- devoer jello shots before leaving the house.
- head to washroom and drink lotion.
what hassles underage teens have to go through eh?
i’m a bad asian.