Lotion drinking.

semi formal is november 29th. here’s the deal.

  • wake up. take a shower. make jello shots for later that night.

    one cup hot water, one cup vodka

  • have lunch, but not too much to maintain a flat belly.
  • lovely ladies arrive soon after. prep for semi.
  • fill travel-size lotion bottles with smirnoff green apple.
  • eat small supper.
  • devoer jello shots before leaving the house.
  • head to washroom and drink lotion.

what hassles underage teens have to go through eh?

i’m a bad asian.